INTRUDER!!!

Look who I smuggled in to the J-School!

Security has caught me a few other times, then promptly kicked me out.

Not this time!

What harm is he doing, really?

It's a private edit suite and he sleeps in the corner on my jacket.

He's cleaner than the M.S. students.

You should have seen all the garbage, food and beer cans I had to clear out of this room just to be able to work.